Modem Symptoms

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I have an external modem, and the lights do not come on when I use it.
The software does not recognise the modem.
The modem is receiving nothing but spurious characters.
The modem receives occasional control codes.
The modem is going far slower than its bit rate should suggest.
The communications software does not display what I type, or it displays what I type twice.
The modem will not pick up the phone.
The modem dials and is picked up, but fails to negotiate a connection.
The modem is making clicking noises.
The mouse is disabled when I try to use the modem.